There are different stories of different people for each level that you play. For example, there is level that has an icon of a cheerleader’s face. This level is a little lame-ass story of this cheerleader, and then something happens in the story (for example, they might want to eat some apples), and then you have to play a bunch of micro-games for them to be able to eat those apples. Sounds lame, right? Well, it is. I will admit that it is fun for a little bit (like 10 seconds), but I promise, it’ll get old quickly.

What else sucks about it? The fact it ends way too quickly. I literally played the game for about 3 hours, and it was already over. Also, you can’t play multiplayer until you beat the game. I guess in that sense it’s good it ends quickly, but no one wants to play a game for 3 hours and be done with it forever. I didn’t even play it that quickly.. a very average speed. I do believe that there would be other, better things to spend your money on for 3 hours of fun. Wii Sports, the game that comes with the Wii console, kicks the ass of WarioWare approximately 10 times over. No exaggeration, either. Wii Sports rocks SO hard compared to this Wario business.

I would suggest that you check out some other reviews of this game if you want a second opinion, but I’m sure you’ll find that they explain the game the same way, except for the fact they probably like it a little bit more. I don’t know why anyone would like this game too much, but they certainly seem to. I can definitely think of ONE (and only one!) case that this game would rock.. if you are drunk, and alone while you play it, unless you have already beat it. If you already beat it, you can play multiplayer with your drunk friends, and I’m sure that would be fun. If you get drunk a lot, then I might suggest you get this game. You must be decently hammered, though – I mean, one or two drinks ISN’T enough. I would also like to point out that the multiplayer games aren’t too much fun either, although better than any of the micro-games. The most fun one was probably this one where you and a friend try to fly a couple nose-shaped starships through an obstacle course. They even managed to make this one lame by requiring that one person uses the Wiimote, and instead of the other person using another Wiimote, they have them use a Nunchuk attached to the Wiimote. That’s how all the multiplayer games are – one person using the Wiimote, the other using the Nunchuk.

Overall, Wii Sports is much more fun, especially when you’re playing tennis with three other people, and Wii Sports is, in essence, free. Wii Sports can get a little tricky if you’re impaired due to the use of some type of drug, so that’s when WarioWare comes in – when you’re too “little yellow bus” (as someone from the ‘Yay Area’ might say) to correctly time your racket-swinging to hit the ball. Bottom line: don’t buy this game unless you’re a drunkard (or do meth). If you are/do, you will thoroughly enjoy it. If not, you will probably feel like you got ripped off. I did, at least. I’d like to apologize for overusing the words “stupid” and “lame,” but I just had to get it out, and those words best describe this junk. I’m going to be generous and give this lame, stupid game a 5/10, just because it *might* be fun if you’re thoroughly sloshed.